Trestle has been the Faerie Queen of TrestleLand for…..well since Forever. She has been the leader there even before Faeries were forced underground when Humans stopped believing in them. The Faeries were sad at first but they have forgiven the Humans and look forward to the time when Humans re-awaken to Faerie Guidance. Things have been going Swimmingly in TrestleLand for quite some time.
Until recently:
Normally TrestleLand is a place of Joy and Peace and Harmony and Vibrant Health and Abundant Bliss. But LATELY perfectly happy Faeries have been having unhappy thoughts of fear, anxiety, and anger. After some research the faeries of TrestleLand discovered that these unhappy thoughts were coming from The Human Dimentia (yes that is right, Dimentia). And that these thoughts were being directed at the “Current Administration” (Whatever that is). Trestle’s Faerie Beings have asked her to come thru the Portal into America to help bring about positive changes for the Humans so that the Faeries can go back to their Blissful existence and hopefully Co-Cahoot with the Humans once again. Soooooo.
Trestle is making the Ultimate Faerie Sacrifice. She is leaving her land of Blissful Yum Yums to come to America to….
Run for President of the United States of America!
Trestle is the first official candidate representing the Pink Party and the first Faerie in history to run for President…..of anything
Trestle’s Platforms
(Oh, you mean they are not Shoes?)
Health Care: “People are Dying Who Have Never Died Before!”
Trestle advocates for the Blissful Yum Yum Vibrant Health Plan (officially, the BYYVH Plan).
She plans to make corporate hospitals, pharmaceutical companies and health insurance companies obsolete because “Happy People are Healthy People”, and Trestle makes people happy. With Trestle’s BYYVH Plan, humans are encouraged to forsake the treadmill existence and play consistently at activities that make the soul (and Hoo-Hoo) tingle.
The Economy: “No money is good, Honey.”
You may find yourself saying “But Trestle, we need money. How do we pay the bills? What about our Debt? How will we survive?” Aha! That’s silly human think. Welcome to Trestle’s Blissful Yum Yum Abundant Economy Plan (officially the BYYAE Plan).
The Dollar is dwindling and humans need a new currency of true value. Could it be Gold? Silver? Oil? No….. all of these things are Super-Silly-Us and have only the value that humans place upon them. There is only one currency that is priceless and holds sacred value no matter what and grows Next-Potentially even when you give it away and everyone wants it and everyone has it and it will always exist no matter what and that is LOVE! Yay, Love! So, Trestle will be changing the currency from Money… to Love. Each person’s true worth will be in the form of their Soul-Tingling Life’s Purpose on the planet.
Now you’re wondering why you didn’t think of that?
“Finding Your Soul Tingling Life’s Purpose is Good for the Economy!”:
When Trestle becomes President there will be a week-long nation-wide everybody-go playshop titled “Finding Your Soul’s Purpose” or “Whatever makes your Hoo Hoo/Ho Ho Tingle”. Don’t worry… she will give every hesitant human an official “get out of silly-work” pass so that no one gets upset or feels bad for having fun. This event will be potluck, so bring a dish to pass! We’re going to find out once and for all what each soul really really really loves to give, and soon Love will become the whole world’s new currency, and then Trestle can retire back to TrestleLand.
And this brings us back to Health Care…..”Happy People are Healthy People!”
Ending All War or “The Department of Forgiveness”:
Take a deeeep breath and let it out slowly. It is time to let go of all that does not serve humanity and the planet. War is very very Super-Silly-Us and the Department of Forgiveness will make War obsolete. Get out your hankies, America, as humans grieve their trespasses and move forward together into loving compassion. It feels so good. You can start right now. Find someone – anyone, and forgive them. It doesn’t matter if they never hurt you. Ah…..now doesn’t that feel better?
The Department of Forgiveness will always run a surplus.
Education: Enter Libby the Librarian
It is time to leave the “Every Child Left Behind” debacle and enter the era of “Every Child Leaps Forward. Libby the Librarian, as Trestle’s Secretary of Education, will Libby-ate the spirit of fun in learning. The only grades will be some really exciting learning curves and every child will get a degree of freedom, respect and encouragement at school each day. Libby promises to put the fun back in fun-ding, too, using the surplus from the Department of Forgiveness to make sure every child is propelled to their highest, even the ones who can’t fly yet. Trestle will show them how.
Illegal Immigration or “Faeries can’t see borders”
Trestle has seen it all. She was a Faerie before America was named, and she’s going to change the guidelines on who gets in, because she understands what it feels like to be special. She’s devised a clever questionnaire. Each aspiring immigrant will be asked these questions: 1.) Are you a NICE Human? 2.) Are you Kind and Compassionate? 3.) Are you going to build community and increase the nation’s Love quotient? 4.) Do you play well with others? 6.) Do you play well with yourself? 6.) Do you support Pink, White and Purple as the new colors of the Nation? If yes to all questions Trestle wholeheartedly invites them to stay. If not….it’s okay. They can always try againJ
Birf’Day Celebrations/Honoring Humans as Individuals
Trestle believes that it is a Really Big Deal to choose to incarnate and that each Human is Special with Unique gifts and desires. So, each American Human will have their Birf’ Day celebrated and honored by their government. Forsake “We the Sheeple” it is back to We the People!
Trestle reminds us what Woody Guthrie said to Pete Seeger when Pete gave constructive criticism of “This Land is Your Land”.
Pete: “It just goes around and around…I don’t think it is one of your best songs”
Woody: “Any Idiot can get complex. It takes a Genius to Attain Simplicity!”
